December 2011
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Another Statement From Louis C.K. (December 21,...
hi. So it’s been about 12 days since the thing started and yesterday we hit the crazy number. One million dollars. That’s a lot of money. Really too much money. I’ve never had a million dollars all of a sudden. and since we’re all sharing this experience and since it’s really your money, I wanted to let you know what I’m doing with it. People are paying attention to what’s going on with this...
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That’s one more year without any Boxing Day cards,...
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I was kinda hoping for more mass Christmas texts...
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I saw mum kissing Santa last night, then she gave...
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The bad thing about using xylophones to express...
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There’s a fine line between Christmas carolling...
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It’s better to give than to receive.
– Christmas Rapist
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It’s not fun to be single at 41.
I was married for 10 years, I’m divorced, I...
– Louis C.K
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What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for...
– Dwight Schrute
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Comics are just words and pictures. You can do anything with words and pictures.
– Harvey Pekar
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Having a fight with the girlfriend? Try treading...
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Rarely am I hugged with as much fervour and...